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We Want To Be Part of The National Mainstream Development of Malaysia

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Aku Terlupa Sekejap

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Joget Gaduh2

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The Holy Meat

Lyrics:
Hey everybody look at this

My god is on my meat
my god is on my meat
my god is written on this piece of meat

This is a miracle
Something so magical
Something i can’t wrap my mind around

My god is on my meat
my god is on my meat
my god is written on this piece of meat

This meat came from heaven
This meat came from the sky
God has put his name there
This is really fucking rare

My god is on my meat
my god is on my meat
my god is written on this piece of meat

This is a miracle
Something so magical
Something i can’t wrap my mind around

this will be a cure for all sickness to come
i’m gonna be drying this piece of magic meat

hey everybody
you should really check out my piece of meat
my god’s name is written on it
this is gonna be a medicine
screw you doctors!

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New Straits Time

‘Allah’ inscription on meat astounds villagers
2009/09/28
ALOR SETAR: Villagers flocked to a house in Kampung Alur Gunung here where meat bearing the word “Allah” in Arabic was discovered.
Housewife Rashadah Abdul Rani, 57, whose daughter discovered the inscription, said her son had bought the meat from a market in the village yesterday.
“I asked him (son) to buy a kilogram of meat at the market to prepare for our sahur meal for the Syawal ”Enam” fast (optional fasting after Ramadan).
“I cut the meat into six pieces and soaked them in the water. It was my daughter, who was helping me in the kitchen, who saw the word ”Allah” on all six pieces of the meat,” she told reporters at her house here today.
Rashadah said she planned to dry the meat and keep it or use it for medicinal purposes. – Bernama

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Orang Minyak

Lyrics:
she opens her eyes
my curly hair
and my thick moustache

i touch her
she’s on my spell

i am unholy
i am the wicked

this lust in me
i can not control
this lust in me
i can not control

i touch her
i touch her
she screams
she screams

i touch her
i touch her
she screams
she screams

i touch her again
that’s all i’ve wanted
i wanna touch her again
that’s all i’ve wanted

i wanna feel
i wanna feel
her body
her body

i wanna feel her
that’s all i wanted
that’s all i wanted

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MalaysiaNews.Net

Horny ghost on the prowl in Malaysia
Malaysia News.Net
Friday 18th September, 2009 (ANI)
Kuala Lumpur, Sep 18 : A horny orang minyak, which is supposed to be a ghost in Malay culture, is said to be terrorising about 300 families in Sungai Petani, picking homes where there are young women.
According to Kosmo!, Nurshahirah, 17, revealed that she was awakened at 5.40am on September 14 after she felt a warm sensation on her left ear, and when she opened her eyes she saw an apparition with curly hair and thick moustache standing by her bed.
“I was even more shocked when the ghost took off his kain pelikat and started to fondle himself,” the Star Online quoted her as saying.
Nurshahirah, who lives in Taman Keladi, said she felt powerless to ward off the apparition who started to grope her body, and that it was as though a charm had been placed on her.
In another incident, housewife Fatimah, 42, revealed she heard her two daughters crying out when they were woken up at 5am by dark apparitions that molested them.
Her 15-year-old daughter told her that she had been “violated” by a ghost.
“At first I thought she was talking in her sleep but she insisted that she was molested by a ghost before it moved to the kitchen,” Fatimah said.
She said her 14-year-old, too, cried and ran from the living room, saying a dark apparition had molested her.
“My 14-year-old daughter said she managed to kick the ghost who wore a kain pelikat and black singlet when she felt her body being touched,” she revealed.
“She screamed and the ghost ran out of her room,” she added.
Fatimah said she gave chase with a parang but the apparition disappeared.
She also said the apparition could have placed a charm on her family because none of the neighbours heard her daughters’ screams.

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Kita Berehat Sekejap

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Kepedihan di Bontot Kartika

Lirik:
Jangan minum arak
Nanti kena tangkap
Kau tak nak kena tangkap
Satu masalah

Bontot SAKIT!!

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MalaysiaKini

Kartika spared caning for drinking beer
Aug 24, 09 11:23am
Religious authorities today freed a Muslim woman who had been sentenced to be caned for drinking beer, although she refused to leave a van taking her to jail when returned to her home. And her father said the change of mind would ridicule Islam, which bans Muslims from consuming alcohol. “The warrant cannot be executed,” Sharafuddin Zainal Ariffin, head of enforcement for the state of Pahang’s Islamic Affairs Department, told reporters after Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno, 32, was returned to her house. Meanwhile Pahang’s Religious Affairs, Dakwah, Unity and NGOs Exco chairperson Mohd Sahfri Abdul Aziz was quoted in the media as saying that the caning will be carried out after the fasting month. …

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Syariah court judge says Kartika’s detention is illegal
2009/08/23
Aniza Damis
KUALA LUMPUR: The order to detain part-time model Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno in prison for the execution of a syariah whipping sentence is ultra vires, said a senior Syariah court judge. Terengganu Chief Syariah Judge Datuk Ismail Yahya said if the government went ahead with the detention and whipping, it might open itself up to a suit. “Kartika can sue. This is because her detention, and subsequently the whipping, is illegal,” he said, one day before Kartika has to surrender herself to the authorities at Kajang Women’s Prison to receive six lashes of the rotan for consuming alcohol. Although Kartika was sentenced to a fine of RM5,000 and six lashes, she was not given a jail sentence. However, prison rules say that only someone who is a prisoner can be whipped. “The only way for her to end up in jail is if she doesn’t pay her fine. But from what I understand, she has paid it. “So, this means that there is no way that the whipping sentence can be executed,” said Ismail. On Tuesday, Pahang syariah deputy public prosecutor Saiful Idham Sahimi applied for a warrant of arrest to detain Kartika in prison for seven days.

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The Fictional Thoughts of A Nine Year Old

Lyrics:
You mother fucker
One day I will find you
I will put my bare hands on your neck
Break every single bone that you have

I’ll search your face in these memories
I’ll seek you and I will fucking find you
I’ll hurt you,
I will make you pay for the trauma you have caused on me

You should have stayed
the fuck away
from me
I’m innocent

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New Straits Times

Girl, 9, molested by stranger in bus
2009/08/22
KUANTAN: The trip home from school on Wednesday turned into a nightmare for a 9-year-old girl who claimed that a stranger in the bus had molested her. In the 1pm incident, the girl was among six passengers who boarded the bus from Pekan heading to Kuantan. A stranger then approached her and started a conversation. When the victim ignored him, he went closer to her, hugged her and fondled her private part. Fearing for her safety, the victim began to cry and got down from the bus at a relative’s foodstall in Batu 6, Jalan Gambang here. She related her ordeal to her aunt, who immediately lodged a police report at the district police station. State CID chief, Assistant Commissioner T.Narenasagaran said the victim, who was the fourth of five siblings, did not dare to shout for help as she had panicked and feared the suspect would harm her. He added the victim claimed she could not recognise the suspect.

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Acidic Anger

Lyrics:
She saw him
Being with another bitch
She was so fucking angry
She was gonna try to kill that mother fucker
‘Cause she can’t control her raging anger

Die mother fucker
You’ve been cheating on me
You piece of shit
You cheated on me
You son of a bitch
I’m gonna kill you myself
You cheating son of a bitch you will die

Take this fucking acid on your fucking face
Just to let you know you’re such a disgrace

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The Star

Wife splashes acid on cheating hubby
JOHOR BARU: A policeman was badly injured when his estranged wife splashed him with acid after she found him with his girlfriend at his home in Nusajaya. It is believed the wife, who is in the process of filing for a divorce, found her husband and the girlfriend in a compromising position when she entered the house at 4.30pm yesterday. The policeman, a constable in his 20s attached to the Nusajaya district headquarters, and the girlfriend were warded at the Sultanah Aminah Hospital. He suffered burns on the chest and body while the girlfriend sustained minor injuries. The wife, in her 20s, has been detained. Nusajaya OCPD Supt Abd Aziz Ahmad confirmed the incident.

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Ah Chai

Lirik:
AKu mencuci,
Kereta ini,
Menjadi rutin,
Berhari-hari.

Adalah tugas aku untuk basuh kereta,
tapi minggu ini aku tidak bernasib baik.
Aku terkejut bila nampak ada orang cuba pecah masuk.
Mereka ternampak aku dan tembak aku dua kali.

Aku tak sempat diselamatkan.
Malangnya aku tak sempat untuk diselamatkan.

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Utusan

Tukang cuci kereta maut ditembak perompak
KUALA LUMPUR 16 Ogos – Setiap hujung minggu, menjadi rutin lelaki ini mengambil kereta dari rumah seorang peniaga di Taman Suntex, Batu 9, Cheras di sini, untuk dicuci. Dan hari ini, dia memasuki kawasan rumah peniaga tersebut seperti biasa untuk mengambil kunci kereta jenis Honda Stream milik pelanggan tetapnya itu. Sedikit pun Asril Sanusi atau dikenali sebagai Ah Chai, 59, tidak menyangka rutin hujung minggu itu membawa maut apabila dia terserempak dengan tiga penjenayah yang sedang merompak rumah peniaga terbabit. Ekoran terkejut dengan kehadirannya, penjenayah tersebut bertindak menembak Ah Chai sebaik sahaja dia memasuki pekarangan rumah. Ketua Polis Daerah Kajang, Asisten Komisioner, Shakaruddin Che Mood berkata, mangsa ditembak sebanyak dua das dan mengenai dadanya. “Mangsa yang merupakan rakyat Indonesia dan memiliki taraf penduduk tetap (PR) meninggal dunia di tempat kejadian,” katanya ketika ditemui di tempat kejadian di sini hari ini. Menurut beliau, ketiga-tiga penjenayah sebelum itu mengikat peniaga, isteri, anak-anak dan pekerjanya sebelum memaksa mereka menyerahkan wang dan barangan kemas. “Tiada pergelutan antara mereka namun, terdapat kecederaan di bahagian pergelangan tangan mangsa. “Kesemua mereka diikat dengan dawai besi sebelum penjenayah melarikan wang tunai dan barang kemas yang dianggarkan bernilai RM6,000,” katanya.

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Pengenalan

Setiap hari aku baca berita. Ada yang macam tipu, ada yang macam betul. Laman ini adalah eksperimen aku, di mana aku mahu lihat apa yang boleh terhasil jika intipritasi berita yang aku baca dijadikan lagu. Berita-berita yang aku jadikan rujukan aku letak di bawah "Sumber inspirasi/kebenaran" dan kesemua berita tersebut adalah merupakan kejadian-kejadian yang berlaku di Malaysia. Aku rasa, adalah lagi baik kalau berita asal dibaca sebelum 'lagu' yang berkaitan didengari. Ini bukan hiburan atau komedi. Ini adalah satu eksperimen. Jangan salah faham.

Introduction

Every single day I read the news. This website is basically a playground for me to experiment with my interpretations and amateur music skills. All the links to the news that I've used will be placed under "Source of inspiration/truth" and all of them are happenings in Malaysia. And it is recommended that the original news be read first. This is neither entertainment nor comedy. So please don't get me wrong.